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Eight books and over 1400+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set. Mythical creatures are real and the world is only now finding out. All Frances wants is a simple, safe life. Kidnapping the Phoenix was probably a bad move. My name is Frances Church. Not the name you’d expect from someone on the run from the paranormal mob. You know Eight books and over 1400+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set. Mythical creatures are real and the world is only now finding out. All Frances wants is a simple, safe life. Kidnapping the Phoenix was probably a bad move. My name is Frances Church. Not the name you’d expect from someone on the run from the paranormal mob. You know, ogres with machine guns, kind of mob. But when the unborn ashes of the Phoenix ask for help, well, what’s a girl gonna do? I stole her urn from the mob and went on the run. Now I'm hiding in small town Indiana, where I work as a medic for fantasical beasts. I should be safe here, right? But the mob aren’t the only ones looking for the Phoenix. An ancient evil is searching for her in hopes to usher in Armageddon. Now I have a choice to make: abandon the Phoenix and run, or stop these supernatural bullies and beasts from harnessing the Phoenix’s magic for evil. Like I said, what’s a girl gonna do? Meet Frances, the latest hero in the GoneGod World. Frances a paranormal medic, treating the mythical creatures who now walk among us. If you love Mercy Thompson, Buffy or Katrina Darling, then you’ll absolutely love this unexpected heroine.


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Eight books and over 1400+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set. Mythical creatures are real and the world is only now finding out. All Frances wants is a simple, safe life. Kidnapping the Phoenix was probably a bad move. My name is Frances Church. Not the name you’d expect from someone on the run from the paranormal mob. You know Eight books and over 1400+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set. Mythical creatures are real and the world is only now finding out. All Frances wants is a simple, safe life. Kidnapping the Phoenix was probably a bad move. My name is Frances Church. Not the name you’d expect from someone on the run from the paranormal mob. You know, ogres with machine guns, kind of mob. But when the unborn ashes of the Phoenix ask for help, well, what’s a girl gonna do? I stole her urn from the mob and went on the run. Now I'm hiding in small town Indiana, where I work as a medic for fantasical beasts. I should be safe here, right? But the mob aren’t the only ones looking for the Phoenix. An ancient evil is searching for her in hopes to usher in Armageddon. Now I have a choice to make: abandon the Phoenix and run, or stop these supernatural bullies and beasts from harnessing the Phoenix’s magic for evil. Like I said, what’s a girl gonna do? Meet Frances, the latest hero in the GoneGod World. Frances a paranormal medic, treating the mythical creatures who now walk among us. If you love Mercy Thompson, Buffy or Katrina Darling, then you’ll absolutely love this unexpected heroine.

30 review for Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die - The Complete Series: An Urban Fantasy Action Adventure

  1. 5 out of 5

    kei

    A fun, fun read! The idea of the series intrigued me, but wasn't sure if the writing would live up to the promise. Happily it did and then some! Story starts off introducing the main character as someone who is very flawed and somewhat broken. She keeps herself together with rules that keep her alive but at a steep emotional cost. As the series rolls along she grows into a heroine you are rooting and jumping up and down for. There are laugh out loud moments though out as Frances and her chosen fa A fun, fun read! The idea of the series intrigued me, but wasn't sure if the writing would live up to the promise. Happily it did and then some! Story starts off introducing the main character as someone who is very flawed and somewhat broken. She keeps herself together with rules that keep her alive but at a steep emotional cost. As the series rolls along she grows into a heroine you are rooting and jumping up and down for. There are laugh out loud moments though out as Frances and her chosen family learn to love and trust each other and to always be there for each other. I really hope this isn't the end of Frances and the FART....snicker.....you just know this crew still.has a lot more trouble (ahem, FUN) to get into ! Please write more adventures!!!

  2. 5 out of 5

    David St. Lawrence

    Really Wild And Wacky Supernatural Saga I read the entire series non-stop and it was an amazing experience. Unfortunately, the series is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Ramy needs to use Grammarly or hire a proofreader because the errors are obvious and repeated. I am sure this series was an enormous effort as the dialog and action was excellent all through the 19000 pages. Failing to proofread this work made this incredible saga a travesty. I strongly suggest you run these stories thro Really Wild And Wacky Supernatural Saga I read the entire series non-stop and it was an amazing experience. Unfortunately, the series is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Ramy needs to use Grammarly or hire a proofreader because the errors are obvious and repeated. I am sure this series was an enormous effort as the dialog and action was excellent all through the 19000 pages. Failing to proofread this work made this incredible saga a travesty. I strongly suggest you run these stories through Grammarly and publish the result as a second edition.

  3. 4 out of 5

    Ilene G>

    Good series. I enjoyed this series. Francis and her friends are good characters. There is a variety of supernatural characters living amongst humans. One if my favorites is a tooth fairy. I like the action and humor. The last battle is great. If it weren't for the repetition in this series, I would have given this 5 stars. A good series for those who like action and adventure with mythical creatires. Good series. I enjoyed this series. Francis and her friends are good characters. There is a variety of supernatural characters living amongst humans. One if my favorites is a tooth fairy. I like the action and humor. The last battle is great. If it weren't for the repetition in this series, I would have given this 5 stars. A good series for those who like action and adventure with mythical creatires.

  4. 5 out of 5

    Dana Mcdaniel

    Fast Paced , Action Packed Adventure I loved this entire series. The clutch and how it came to be F.A.R.T. I enjoyed the intelligent and sometimes juvenile conversations. The entire storyline was succinct except for the beginning. The beginning could have been more explanatory in Frances Church’s history/backstory than the bits and pieces provided. The first chapter should have been a better story of her beginnings and would have flowed better.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Tralina

    Awesome!! I read a lot of fantasy and SciFi and this read was probably one of the best. Caught my attention straight away and kept me there thru the whole series. Has a great mix of humor and soberness, just a super entertaining piece of enjoyment. This author will become one I look for in my search for fantasy. Thanks for your efforts in writing this series. It was better than great!

  6. 5 out of 5

    william a ellern

    Not predictable at all!!! I love how each character grows, and SLOWLY works into your heart. I enjoyed the creative way insults were flung, and problems were solved. I really loved how much I enjoyed the romp and adventure of this unique and unpredictable story. So worth it!!! I would wish only that if it goes audible, you choose the voices wisely. I'd like to listen to it if it goes audible. Thank you for writing this. I loved it. Not predictable at all!!! I love how each character grows, and SLOWLY works into your heart. I enjoyed the creative way insults were flung, and problems were solved. I really loved how much I enjoyed the romp and adventure of this unique and unpredictable story. So worth it!!! I would wish only that if it goes audible, you choose the voices wisely. I'd like to listen to it if it goes audible. Thank you for writing this. I loved it.

  7. 5 out of 5

    NB

    Kick-ass heroine, demon sidekick, best friend tooth fairy, and villains galore. I enjoyed this series so much! A fast paced read, it kept me up way past midnight wanting to find out what comes next. If you like adventures, mythological creatures, hilarious sidekicks, or just a good story to read, I highly recommend this series!

  8. 4 out of 5

    Gay Deputee

    Another great adventure I have enjoyed every word written in this series. As always, there is wonderful fast paced action and excitement mixed with humor. Great characters, some lovable and others not so cuddly but you gotta love them! Thanks for the gift you have given us with your talent.

  9. 4 out of 5

    Shootmupintx

    Great book. These characters make the book come to life. The plots are strange and interesting, twisting and turning, convoluted in a way that's keeps you absorbed in the story. It's a long story, over several books, but if you like paranormal, it will keep you reading. Ages 12 up to weird old people like me. The GoneGod world is like nothing I've read before. Great book. These characters make the book come to life. The plots are strange and interesting, twisting and turning, convoluted in a way that's keeps you absorbed in the story. It's a long story, over several books, but if you like paranormal, it will keep you reading. Ages 12 up to weird old people like me. The GoneGod world is like nothing I've read before.

  10. 5 out of 5

    Tiffer Gilliard

    Utterly brilliant! From start to finish, all action, emotional, hilarious and a fantastic adventure saga! Not too mention the kickass heroine and her friends - fairies, demons, minotaurs and more.

  11. 5 out of 5

    Kimberly

    Wow This is an incredible series! You must read it. I loved it and I'm very picky about what books I really like. This is not your typical book at all. It is such a unique story with unusual characters. I just have to say wow and Kudos to the author. Wow This is an incredible series! You must read it. I loved it and I'm very picky about what books I really like. This is not your typical book at all. It is such a unique story with unusual characters. I just have to say wow and Kudos to the author.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Anny

    wowed Awesome GoneGod series, it had everything you could want in a book. The Snarky characters, plenty of action + magic a smidge of romance and more made it binge worthy reading ❤️

  13. 5 out of 5

    Michael J.

    Great series. Lost some sleep staying up for just one more page. Terribly addictive characters, you just want to find out what happens next. And almost goes like you'd expect. A delight from cover to cover. Great series. Lost some sleep staying up for just one more page. Terribly addictive characters, you just want to find out what happens next. And almost goes like you'd expect. A delight from cover to cover.

  14. 4 out of 5

    Nancy M Ruhland

    Wham bam thank you mam. An awesome funny action book series from beginning to end. The action never ends with a cast of Others and humans. It was an absolute hoot with lovable characters and sinister beings and monsters of all shapes and sizes. A fun read.

  15. 5 out of 5

    Denise A Estrada Palma

    An amazingly great read Great writing with an a fully thought out storyline from start to finish. So many series’s disappointed on the last book. But not this one. This is a great set of books for anyone that enjoys fantasy.

  16. 4 out of 5

    Debbie

    This is the best book (series) that I have read in a very long time. It had everything: a little humor, a little romance, a little bit of a tear-jerker, a lot of wacky and wonderful characters, a very appealing heroine, madcap adventures, cross-country chases. I stayed up late to finish, and then was so very sorry it was done.

  17. 4 out of 5

    Mr A.W.Box

    Well this was a complete fantasy trip. Totally unbelievable but strangely fascinating. I just spent about 20 hours of my life reading this and found it almost impossible to put down. Written with tongue firmly in cheek , I would say, but funny to a fair degree. Most enjoyable.

  18. 4 out of 5

    Helen

    Ok...wow! I read a LOT and imo this is one terrific series. Extremely well written. The dialog is snappy without constant boring instances of "he/she said" which sounds awful when narrated. Great characters who develop well. And now I want a pet demon! Ok...wow! I read a LOT and imo this is one terrific series. Extremely well written. The dialog is snappy without constant boring instances of "he/she said" which sounds awful when narrated. Great characters who develop well. And now I want a pet demon!

  19. 4 out of 5

    Brenda

    AMAZING!!! I loved this book!! Francis is so funny 😆 and harass at the same time. Johnny is perfect for her. The story line was way different than any other book. That's why it was so amazing. Thanks to you both. I'm going to keep an eye out for more from the both of you. AMAZING!!! I loved this book!! Francis is so funny 😆 and harass at the same time. Johnny is perfect for her. The story line was way different than any other book. That's why it was so amazing. Thanks to you both. I'm going to keep an eye out for more from the both of you.

  20. 4 out of 5

    Betty Carlson

    Awesomeness in bookform. Badass heroine. Delightful sidekicks. Kickass plot. Evil bad guys who are redeemable. More evil bad guys who aren't. Stupid government types. This book has it all. It also has birds. Its not just a story, it is a flight of fantasy. Awesomeness in bookform. Badass heroine. Delightful sidekicks. Kickass plot. Evil bad guys who are redeemable. More evil bad guys who aren't. Stupid government types. This book has it all. It also has birds. Its not just a story, it is a flight of fantasy.

  21. 5 out of 5

    Bobby meeks

    Awesome Awesome in its entirety! One of the best series I've read so far! (And I read a ton!) Definitely recommend ten out of ten stars! Its a lot of reading but in to me it is definitely worth every single word! Awesome Awesome in its entirety! One of the best series I've read so far! (And I read a ton!) Definitely recommend ten out of ten stars! Its a lot of reading but in to me it is definitely worth every single word!

  22. 5 out of 5

    Claude Pierre-Louis

    Didn’t know I had no idea when I downloaded this series that I would not be able to put it down u til the end. Frances is Real. Clyde is more than a demon. N sunny is amazing!!!! Looking for more to read from this author from now on…thank you for this!!!!

  23. 4 out of 5

    Cally Walker

    Bad assert indeed! Frances. A good name for a vet in aria , maybe for a medicos, it for a hero? Even she isn’t so sure.

  24. 4 out of 5

    Judy McPherson

    Wow! The action never stops! It starts full tilt and barrels on to the end. And dark humor abounds mated with a touch of slapstick. Really. You've got to read this! Wow! The action never stops! It starts full tilt and barrels on to the end. And dark humor abounds mated with a touch of slapstick. Really. You've got to read this!

  25. 5 out of 5

    Rosemary Ellis

    Brilliant It was diverting in a curiously numerous way and intrigued me into finishing said series of books. I loved it and I want more,more,more !!!! Please xxx

  26. 5 out of 5

    Gina

    I loved the series so very much!!!

  27. 5 out of 5

    Ron Millay

    Fun Days of entertaining reading. Love the snarkiness and the comedy of the whole group of main characters, and what a variety of of Others

  28. 5 out of 5

    Barbara Capehart

    Funny exciting and surprising This series kept me totally interested. The characters are complete funny snarky and brave. This is a hold on to your hats adventure.

  29. 4 out of 5

    Biddy Shepherd

    A rollicking adventure Quirky character's unexpected twists and firm's more mythological creatures to get your fantasy fix, Cleverly written , I just couldn't put it down, A rollicking adventure Quirky character's unexpected twists and firm's more mythological creatures to get your fantasy fix, Cleverly written , I just couldn't put it down,

  30. 5 out of 5

    Denali Halvorson

    Awesome books! Would recommend to everyone. This story has it all. A bit of adventure and romance and lots of hilarious snark!

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